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Arrr, GOP scallywags be swappin' votes fer Johnson after Trump’s last-minute blarney, hoistin’ him to victory!

2025-01-03

Arrr, me hearties! President-elect Trump be lendin’ a hand to Captain Mike Johnson of the House ship, keepin’ the scallywags from fightin’ like cats and dogs! He be chattin’ with Reps. Norman and Self, settlin’ their squabbles like a true pirate, savvy? Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! It seems our good ol' President-elect Trump be swingin' his mighty influence like a cutlass in a rum-fueled tavern brawl! He be helpin' the fair Speaker Mike Johnson from the wild seas of House leadership squabbles, savin' him from a stormy battle that'd make Davy Jones himself shiver in his boots!

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