The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Fear o' the scallywags rises in the colonies after the ruckus in New Orleans, matey! Blimey!"

2025-01-03

Arrr, matey! On New Year’s Day in New Orleans, 15 souls met Davy Jones, and now the landlubbers be shakin’ their fists at all things Islamic! The scallywag behind it be one Shamsud-Din Jabbar, an Army vet from Texas, flyin’ the ISIS flag like a true bilge rat!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be likin' to spin ye a yarn about a most foul deed that transpired on New Year's Day in the city o' New Orleans. Aye, it be a dark tale, as fifteen souls met their untimely fates, while a hearty number o' others found themselves in quite a pickle, injured and shiverin’ in the aftermath. This dastardly act has stirred up a tempest o' anti-Islamic sentiments across the good ol' U.S. of A!

The scallywag responsible fer this nefarious act be none other than one Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old swab from Texas, who once wore the colors of the Army. It seems that he picked a most peculiar way to ring in the new year! The FBI, those fine sleuths, discovered a flag of the infamous ISIS flutterin' inside the villain’s vessel, and not to mention, Jabbar was postin' videos like a mad dog, showin' his allegiance to the swabs of terror right before he set sail on his dastardly mission!

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