Arrr, Elon be shoutin’ at NASA: “Forget the moon, we be sailin’ straight fer Mars, matey!”
2025-01-04
Arrr! NASA be schemin’ to hoist the sails back to the moon with the Artemis crew, but that scallywag Musk be settin’ his sights on Mars! Aye, his fancy ideas might just tickle the fancy of the Trump crew! The seas of space be full o' mischief, matey!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale o' space and swashbucklin' ambitions! NASA, that fine crew o' sky sailors, be settin' their sights on the moon once more, in a grand adventure named the Artemis mission. Aye, they be preparin’ to hoist the sails and chart a course back to that glowing orb, where treasure and lunar dust await!But hark! There be a scallywag named Elon Musk, a bold captain with dreams o’ settin' sail for the red planet, Mars! This matey be wishin’ to swap the moon for the fiery shores of Mars, and he’s been whisperin' sweet nothings into the ears of the Trump administration. If that landlubber gets his way, we might find ourselves plunderin' Martian booty instead of moonin' under the stars!
So, as the good folks at NASA prepare their ships and telescopes, they be keepin' a wary eye on the horizon, lest they be led astray by Musk’s siren song. Will it be the moon's treasures or the Martian sands that capture our hearts? Fear not, for whether it be lunar or Martian, this ol' pirate be ready for a jolly good adventure, with rum aplenty and tales to tell! Arrr!