Avast, matey! That fiery smoke be deadlier than a kraken in a rum barrel, and ye best be wary!
2025-01-04
Arrr, matey! Ye be heed’n this: puffin’ on those smoky clouds be causin’ yer noggin to go all wobbly-like, makin’ ye forget yer treasure map! Aye, it also be hinderin’ yer ability to spawn little scallywags and turnin’ yer brain into a barnacle! Beware the fog, me hearty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of smoke and shadows that be lurkin' in the air we breathe! 'Tis been found by the learned folk, those landlubber researchers, that inhalin' the foul fumes raises the risk o' not just a foggy noggin, but also leads ye down the treacherous path to dementia, a fate worse than walkin' the plank!