Arrr, word from the intelligence be sayin' no proof on where the cursed Covid be born in Wuhan lab!
2023-06-24
Avast ye! A classified scroll be sayin' that three landlubber researchers fell ill in twenny-nineteen, but it don't prove nor deny the notion that this cursed Covid virus escaped from a laboratory. Arrr, what a scallywag of a report!
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that three landlubbers workin' in a laboratory fell ill with the sickness in 2019. But a report that's been declassified says that their illnesses don't prove or disprove the notion that the Covid virus might have escaped from that very lab.Now, some folks have been whisperin' that Covid was brewed up on purpose in that lab, like a fine barrel of rum. But others say that the virus could have just as easily hopped aboard a ship and sailed in from foreign shores.
But that report, it doesn't settle the matter one way or the other. It's like tryin' to navigate by the stars on a cloudy night - there be no clear direction to follow.
So, me hearties, we'll just have to wait and see if the truth comes to light. Until then, keep yer masks on and yer hands washed, or ye might end up with a case of the scurvy.