The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy matey! Will yer hardtack job weather Trump’s tempestuous AI waters, or be it sent to Davy Jones’ locker?

2025-01-04

Avast, ye scallywags! Keep yer spyglass fixed on the ever-changin' tides of AI sorcery! Discover the treasures and perils it brings to our shores, both now and in yon distant horizon. Arrr, knowledge be the finest booty of all!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer today’s raucous tidings from the sea of news! The winds be blowin’ chilly, as Trump be settin’ sail on a grand deregulatory voyage fer generative artificial intelligence (Gen AI). Will yer job withstand the storm, or be ye walkin’ the plank? Adapt, or be left behind on the shores of obsolescence!

In the land o’ Hollywood, our matey Zachary Levi, famed star of "Shazam!", be likenin’ AI to a biblical flood! Aye, he senses catastrophe lurkin’ in the shadows, as if the wrath of Poseidon himself be risin’ from the depths!

But hold fast, fer in the realm o’ sport, a mechanical marvel named CUE6 be makin’ waves! This robot has sunk a shot longer than Davy Jones' locker, claimin’ a Guinness World Record on the court in Japan! Who knew a tin can could shoot hoops better than a drunken sailor?

As we set our sights on the horizon, lofty contraptions like the F-35 fighter jet be takin’ fire from all sides, even from the likes of Elon Musk! The future be lookin’ like a wild sea adventure, filled with both peril and treasure! So hoist yer sails high and prepare fer the unpredictable waves of tech and AI, or ye may find yerself marooned!

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