Avast! Hillary, George, and Denzel be gettin’ the grandest treasure o’ honors from the landlubber folks! Arrr!
2025-01-04
Arrr! This Saturday, the grand Captain Biden be handin' out shiny treasure to the likes o' Hillary the Secretary, Soros the Philanthropist, and Denzel the Silver Screen Sorcerer! Nineteen scallywags from politics to the stage be claimin' the Medal o' Freedom. Yo ho, what a merry crew!
Avast, me hearties! Gather round, for I bring ye news from the grand ol’ White House, where the captain of the ship, President Joe Biden, be settin’ to bestow shiny treasures upon some illustrious scallywags this Saturday! Aye, ye heard me right—19 of the finest names to sail the seas of fame be in line for the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom!Among the motley crew be the formidable Hillary Clinton, once the loyal Secretary of State, who be raisin’ the flag o’ democracy with the bravado of a seasoned captain. Then there be the crafty George Soros, a philanthropist with coin so heavy it could sink a ship, always lookin’ to help the less fortunate on the high seas of life!
And let’s not forget the dashing Denzel Washington, an actor and director whose talents shine brighter than a treasure chest full o’ gold doubloons! These fine folks be representin’ a varied crew from the realms of politics, sports, entertainment, and even the fight for civil rights—like a jolly band of buccaneers seekin’ justice on the turbulent waves of society!