The Booty Report

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Arrr! The scallywag behind the ramming mischief be makin' voyages to New Orleans and far-off lands, aye!

2025-01-05

Arrr! Shamsud-Din Jabbar, that scallywag, set sail to New Orleans twice, then charted a course to Egypt and Canada. But lo! On New Year’s morn, a tempest of violence struck, and 14 souls met Davy Jones, faster than a cannonball flies! Aye, what a ruckus!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Shamsud-Din Jabbar. This landlubber sailed to the raucous shores of New Orleans not once, but twice, like a fish returnin' to its favorite puddle! Aye, he also set his compass for the sandy dunes of Egypt and the chilly waters of Canada, searchin' for treasure or perhaps just a fine cup o’ grog!

But beware, for on the mornin' of the New Year, when the revelry was at its height, a storm of violence erupted, claimin' the lives of 14 poor souls. Blimey! It be a dark turn of fate, I say. While our pal Jabbar was off explorin' far and wide, the seas of New Orleans were stirrin' with trouble like a kraken in a barrel o’ rum!

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