Arrr! Biden and foreign scallywags be a-squawkin' as Wagner Group sets sail fer Moscow's justice!
2023-06-24
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The villainous Wagner Group be marchin' towards Moscow in retaliation for the Kremlin's attack on their crew. Their leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, claims the deed was authorized by the rulers themselves! May the seas be kind to them in their quest for vengeance!
Avast ye mateys! The news be out that the Wagner Group and its leader, Yevgeny Prigozhin, be marchin' towards Moscow and that Putin be promisin' to crush any rebellion. State officials and foreign ministers have been weighin' in on the situation, with the likes of U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken tweetin' to say that the United States will stay in close coordination with allies and partners. The Russian Foreign Ministry issued a statement warnin' Western countries against any hint of possible use of the domestic situation to achieve their Russophobic goals. The Wagner Group claims to have taken control of Rostov-on-Don, from which Russian military command has coordinated its attack on Ukraine, and Prigozhin is demanding that military command speak with him there or he will continue his "march for justice" towards Moscow.Foreign officials have shared their thoughts on social media. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that anyone who chooses the path of evil destroys themselves, and British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak said that his government was keeping a close eye on the situation and was in touch with allies. China has remained silent, and Belarus called the internal dispute a gift to the collective West. German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock discussed the situation with the foreign ministers of the G7, and French President Emmanuel Macron merely said that his government was following the situation closely. Meanwhile, Latvia and Estonia have strengthened border security and urged citizens not to travel to any part of Russia. The situation continues to develop, and we'll be keepin' an eye on it. Arr!