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“Avast ye! The AMD Ryzen 9 9950X3D and 9900X3D be unveiled at the grand CES of 2025, ye scallywags!”

2025-01-06

Arrr mateys! AMD be settin' sail with their latest treasure, the 9000X3D processors! Aye, the Ryzen 9 9950X3D and 9900X3D be makin’ waves at CES 2025! Hoist yer sails and prepare to plunder some serious computing power, or ye might be walkin’ the digital plank!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the distant shores of CES 2025, where AMD be unveiling its latest treasure: the Ryzen 9 9950X3D and the 9900X3D, new gems in the X3D family of processors! These swashbucklin' chips be takin' the place of the weary 7950X3D and 7900X3D, which be floatin' in the sea of mediocrity since early 2023.

With more cores than a pirate's chest o' gold—12 and 16 cores, to be precise—these hearty processors boast clock speeds faster than a cannonball: 5.7GHz for the flagship 9950X3D! Aye, it’s a glorious 144MB L3 cache, perfect for plunderin’ those data seas. But beware! These chips ain't just for gamers like the 9800X3D; they be aim'd at the crafty creators lookin' to edit videos and spin tales of their own.

While some may doubt they can outshine the gaming prowess of their predecessor, AMD claims a 13% boost in performance. So keep yer compasses steady, mateys, as we wait to see if these new chips can weather the storm against the likes of Intel's hulking behemoths. Whether they be a bounty or a bust, only time will tell. Arrr!

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