Arrr, Biden's tossed the anchor on drilling 625 million acres o' sea, makin' it tough fer Trump to sail back!
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! On this fine Monday, Captain Biden be slappin’ a mighty decree that’ll shackle those oil scallywags from plunderin’ the briny deep! No more oilin’ the waves in 625 million acres! A right fine treasure hunt for the next captain, if they dare to try! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest doin's of Captain Biden, the ruler of the land lubbers! On a fine Monday morn, he hoisted the flag o' an executive action, decreeing that no more oil and gas shenanigans shall be allowed in the wild waters o' the Atlantic and Pacific oceans!This grand proclamation be a mighty blow to the oil barons, for it shuts down their nefarious plans on 625 million acres o' the briny deep! Aye, ye heard it right! No more drilling for black gold along the entire East Coast, nor in the eastern Gulf o' Mexico, nor on any of the coasts! The sails be furled on this treasure hunt, as the seas be safe from their greedy grasp!
Now, me mateys, this here move be no mere squall; it be a veritable hurricane makin' it tough for any future captain, like the incoming Trump, to reverse this course! So, raise a tankard to Captain Biden, who be protectin' the oceans from the clutches of the oil-slicked scallywags! May the seas stay clean and the fish be plentiful, as we sail into a brighter, greener horizon!