Arrr! Biden's put the kibosh on fishin’ for black gold on the high seas o’ the U.S.! Avast!
2025-01-06
Arrr, President Biden be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on new oil and gas drilling ‘long the coasts, just as Captain Trump be settin’ sail to reclaim his ship! From the Atlantic to the Pacific, it be a right swashbucklin’ move to protect the seas before the storm returns! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale 'bout the ol' seas and a mighty decision from Cap'n Joe Biden himself! Just afore the scallywag Donald Trump sets sail back to the grand ship o' the presidency, Biden be droppin' the anchor on all new offshore oil and gas drillin' along the coasts of America!Aye, that be right! From the Atlantic's salty shores, through the eastern Gulf o' Mexico, all the way to the fair lands of California, Oregon, and Washington be safe from those oil-hungry buccaneers! Even the Bering Sea off Alaska be givin' a hearty cheer, as the cap'n locks up the treasure chests o' black gold!
This here be just the latest in a flurry o' last-minute maneuvers from the Biden crew, tryin' to keep the seas clean 'n green before the Trump ship takes the helm once more. It be a crafty plan to protect the oceans from bein' plundered by greedy hands! So raise a tankard o' grog, me hearties, for the fight against climate change, even if it be a wee bit of a swashbucklin' stunt! Arrr!