Arrr, four years on, them Republicans be softenin’ their grumbles ‘bout the Jan. 6 scallywag shenanigans, says the CBS seafarers!
2025-01-06
Arrr, four years past the ruckus on the Capitol, and still ye scallywags be shakin' yer heads! The Republicans be softenin' their grumbles, down from a hearty 51% to a mere 30%. Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' through the ship!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a ruckus that shook the very bones of the landlubbers in yon Capitol, back on the sixth day of January in the year of our Lord, 2021! A gaggle of scallywags stormed that fine abode of democracy, an act so foul that it sent shivers down the timbers of honest folk. But lo! Four long years hence, the tides have shifted, and the good people of America be still shakin' their heads in disapproval.Yet, it seems that the hearty Republicans, once full of fire and brimstone, be softenin' their stance like butter on a warm deck. A fine CBS News poll hath revealed that the number of these swabs who be strongly disapprovin' of the attack has plummeted like a lead anchor! From a mighty 51% back in the day, now only 30% of 'em be raising their voices in anger. Aye, 'tis the lowest tide since that fateful day of ruckus, and the discontent be ebbin' away like a tide on a summer’s morn!
So, here we be, in a land where opinions be shiftin' like the wind, and the once-stormy seas of dissent be settlin' down, like a calm after the stormy gales. Arrr, what a curious world we sail upon!