"Arrr, three scurvy dogs from the San Antonio law have been accused of killin' a fair lass. Walk the plank, I say!"
2023-06-24
"Arrr, the scallywag officers let fly their cannonballs at Mistress Melissa Perez's abode, all for naught but a mere summons! Avast ye, what a waste of powder and shot!"
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Word be comin' in from the mainland that the officers fired their cannons at Melissa Perez's home! Aye, ye heard it right, they be firin' at a lass's house!Now, I don't be knowin' what she did to deserve such treatment, but it be seemin' a bit extreme, don't ye think? It be makin' me wonder if the officers be seein' a ship full of gold or just a simple lass minding her own business.
It be a clear case of excessive force, if ye ask me. They be shootin' at her without provocation. What be next, cannon fire for jaywalking? It be a fine line between justice and brutality, and it be seemin' like the officers be crossin' that line.
No one be above the law, but that don't mean the law be havin' the right to take aim at a house without proper cause. It be gettin' me riled up just thinkin' about it! Arrr, if only we pirates had the same kind of firepower, we'd be rulin' the seas!
In conclusion, ye landlubbers may think ye be safe from the law, but in reality, they be holdin' all the power. Keep yer eyes peeled and steer clear of trouble, or ye be facin' the wrath of the cannons!