Arrr, Nvidia be unleashin’ mighty new graphics treasure: RTX 5090, 5080, and 5070, fit for a scallywag’s eye!
2025-01-07
Arrr, me hearties! Nvidia be settin' sail with their treasure trove o' GPU booty—behold the GeForce RTX 5090, 5080, and the mighty 5070 Ti! Unveiled in a grand spectacle at the CES 2025 hullabaloo, they be shinier than a doubloon in the moonlight!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of Nvidia's latest treasure, the RTX 5000 series, announced amidst the ruckus of CES 2025! The flagship, the RTX 5090, be priced at a whopping $1,999! A price fit for a king, or perhaps a scallywag with deep pockets!In the grand halls of Las Vegas, Nvidia's Captain Jensen Huang took the stage, unveiling a beast of a graphics card with 92 billion transistors, ready to plunder the seas of 4K and even 8K gaming! With 32GB of GDDR7 VRAM, this treasure chest of tech be more powerful than a kraken on a rampage! But beware, mateys, this card be meant for professionals, not for playing the likes of Wolfenstein 3D!
And nay, the RTX 5080 be also joining the fray, setting sail on January 21 for a mere $999, bringing midrange joy to the crew. But don’t forget the 5070 and 5070 Ti, launching in February for a pirate’s purse of $549 and $749, respectively. They'll be ready to battle those sea monsters of 4K gaming, fear not!
So hoist the sails, and prepare for a voyage into the world of next-gen gaming with Nvidia's new bounty! Yarrr!