The Booty Report

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Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia lawmen be sorry fer aimin' at a colored fella on their targets. Walk the plank!

2023-06-24

Arrr, the mayor be demandin' a reckoning! The Villa Rica lads be shootin' at pictures of a Black mate during their gun safety learnin'. It be a scandal o' the highest order!

Ahoy me hearties! Ye be hearin' about the Villa Rica Police Department's gun safety training? The mayor be callin' for an investigation because they be shootin' at targets with the face of a Black man on 'em! Blimey!

Now, I be no expert in law, but it don't take a sea dog to know that bein' racist ain't right. Them police officers should be usin' targets that don't promote hate and prejudice. They be settin' a terrible example for future generations of officers.

Arr, this situation be remindin' me of the time me crew and I were sailin' the high seas and we came across a ship with a Black crew. Me first mate, he be a bit of a scallywag, suggested we take 'em all as slaves. But I put a stop to that right quick! I reminded me crew that we be pirates, not slavers, and that we should treat all people with respect and dignity.

So, me hearties, let's remember that we be all in this together. We need to be treatin' each other with kindness and understanding, no matter our differences. And if ye be seein' anyone actin' like a bilge rat, be sure to call them out on it! That be the pirate's code.

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