Arrr, the first Monday of coin tolls hits like a cannonball, matey! Reality be harsh as a stormy sea!
2025-01-06
Arrr, mateys! The grand tolling scheme in New York be sailin' smooth-like, with scallywags adaptin' to new fees. But questions still hang like a fog! After years o’ flounderin', it set sail on a chilly night, when few landlubbers dared to roam, lettin’ the crew keep a watchful eye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ New York City’s grand adventure in the world of tolls! Aye, the long-anticipated congestion pricing plan set sail on a chilly night, when the streets be emptier than a pirate’s pocket after a night o’ drinkin’!With the tolls now hoisted high, the landlubbers behind the wheel be makin’ their adjustments faster than a ship can catch the wind. Yet, questions as deep as Davy Jones’ locker still swirl about this mighty experiment in traffic management, the likes of which be more ambitious than a captain’s dream o’ treasure!
After decades o’ failed attempts to drag this plan outta the depths, it finally took to the waters! And what a sight it was, with transit workers watchin’ over the new tollin’ contraptions like hawks eyein’ a ship full o’ rum. They be makin’ sure everything be shipshape, all while the rest o’ the drivers be snug in their beds, escapin’ the frosty wind.
So here’s to New York and its quest fer smoother sailin’ through its bustling streets! May this plan bring less chaos than a tavern brawl and more gold in the city’s coffers! Yarrr!