Arrr, the NYC tolls be sinkin' the common scallywags! Blame it on ye Gov. Hochul, matey!
2025-01-06
Arrr, Governor Kathy Hochul be in for a jolly ol' surprise! Her treasure hunt called “congestion pricing” be a right mutiny, plunderin’ the pockets of landlubber New Yorkers with a $9 toll just to sail into Manhattan’s shores! Aye, what a merry mess! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the fair Governor Kathy Hochul, who be steppin' into a storm o' unintended consequences with her cunning plan o' congestion pricing! Aye, she be thinkin’ she can fill the coffers with a shiny $9 toll for all ye landlubbers settin' sail into Manhattan south of 60th Street, but lo and behold, the tides be turnin’!This here scheme be squeezin' the hard-workin' folk of New York tighter than a sea shanty in a storm! The fine swabs who be just tryin’ to navigate the concrete jungle be feelin’ the pinch in their pockets. Aye, who’d have thought a toll would make a whole crew of landlubbers grumble like a ship’s crew at dry dock?
With every coin tossed into the toll booth, the good governor be learnin' that not all treasure be glitterin' gold! So, as the citizens rumble and tumble, Hochul be gettin' a lesson in the fine art of makin' policies that don't leave the good folk feelin' like they’ve been marooned on a deserted isle! Avast, ye rulers of the realm, heed the tale of the toll or face the mutiny of the mighty New Yorkers!