Arrr! Trump be tryin' to hoist the sails on reports 'bout election shenanigans and secret scrolls—politics be a stormy sea!
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! Trump's scallywags be settin' sail to thwart ol' Merrick Garland from lettin' Jack Smith finish his tale of treachery! If that be a no-go, they be suggestin' the next AG, likely Pam Bondi, decide the fate of that pesky report! A right merry mess, aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale of high seas legal wranglin' that be fit fer the likes of Blackbeard himself! It be a ruckus in the court o' law, where the salty sea-dogs representing none other than Captain Trump be sendin' a missive to Attorney General Merrick Garland. They be demandin' the good sir halt the scribblin' o' special counsel Jack Smith, who be penning a report on the captain's escapades, aye!But lo! If Garland be unwilling to heave anchor and drop the quill, the lawyers be suggestin' that the fate o' the report should rest upon the shoulders of the next attorney general, once Trump be back on the high seas of power. Word on the wind be that the future AG might just be Pam Bondi, a fierce buccaneer from Florida, handpicked by Trump himself!