Arrr! Meta be tossin' fact-checkin' overboard, as Zuckerberg swears to let free speech sail on Facebook and Instagram!
2025-01-07
Ahoy, mateys! Meta be tossin' its trusty fact-checkin' compass overboard, claimin' it be time to let free speech sail the high seas o' Facebook and Instagram! Captain Zuckerberg be sayin’ they’ll chart a simpler course and mend their ways, lest they be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the mighty Meta, a ship sailin' the treacherous seas of the internet! Aye, the captain o' this vessel, one Mark Zuckerberg, has declared that they be raisin' the anchor on their fact-checkin' practices like a scallywag shuckin' off his chains!In a bright mornin' message, he proclaimed, "We be returnin' to our roots, savvy? No more be walkin' the plank for harmless speech! We’ve realized we’ve gone too far, much like a drunken sailor who overindulges in grog!" Meta's new course be all about simplifin' their policies and lettin' the words flow free like a fine rum on a warm day!
With a hearty laugh, the CEO waved goodbye to the restrictions that kept the crew's tongues tied tighter than a ship’s knot. "We’re fixin' to reduce our blunders and embrace the wild winds of expression!" he declared, as the gulls squawked in approval. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, for it seems Facebook and Instagram be settin' sail on a new adventure, where speakin' yer mind don’t earn ye a trip to Davy Jones’ locker! Yo ho ho!