"Arrr! Senator’s matey snubs a handshake to Harris, drawin' the ire of the whole salty crew!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! The cap'n of Senator Deb Fischer’s crew, that scurvy Republican from Nebraska, got hooted at online fer snubbing a handshake from Vice President Kamala D. Harris at her grand oath-taking. Blimey, what a blunder! Aye, that be one way to walk the plank of manners!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round to hear a tale most curious from the landlubber shores of Nebraska! It be about the good Senator Deb Fischer, a hearty Republican lass, and her scallywag of a husband, who found himself in a tempest of ridicule upon the high seas of the internet!