"Arrr! Trump be sayin’ Gulf o’ Mexico’s gettin’ a shiny makeover, matey—Pro-America style, yo ho ho!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be spoutin’, “The Gulf of Mexico be henceforth known as the Gulf of America! A name fit fer a jolly crew, coverin’ vast seas and riches! Aye, what a grand name it be—like treasure in a bottle!” Avast, let the renaming begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' tavern, for I bring tidings from the landlubber's realm of politics! It be President-elect Trump, the jolly captain of the ship named America, makin' waves across the briny deep!This scallywag, in his grand proclamations, declared that the Gulf of Mexico, that vast watery expanse, shall henceforth be known as the Gulf of America! Aye, ye heard me right! He proclaims it with a flourish, claimin' it has a "beautiful ring" to it, like a fine piece of treasure clinkin' in a chest!
With a flourish of his hand, he spouted, "That covers a lot of territory!" Aye, and what territory it be! From the swabs to the landlubbers, all shall know the Gulf as America’s own watery domain! He be thinkin' it be mighty appropriate, as if the very ocean waves be singin' praises to his name!
So raise yer goblets high, me mateys, for the Gulf of America it shall be! And while we sail these waters, let us chuckle and jest at this whimsical renamin', for what be a name if not a merry jest on the tongues of us good swabs? Yarrr!