Arrr, matey! Be wary! Those rogue carts in New Orleans and the bangin’ Vegas blast be rented from Turo, savvy?
2025-01-08
Avast, me hearties! It be a curious tale, indeed! The foul wagons used in two raucous rowdiness—one in New Orleans and another by yon Trump fortress in Vegas—be hired from the same scallywag service, Turo! Both had trucks, one a Ford and t’other a shiny Tesla, on that fateful New Year’s Day! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious from the landlubber realm of motorized chariots! It seems that two dastardly deeds—one a nefarious attack in New Orleans and t’other a grand bang outside the Trump’s gilded lair in Las Vegas—be linked by nothin' less than a fancy app called Turo, where ye can rent yer very own sea-worthy (or land-worthy) vessel!Now, the authorities be scratchin’ their heads, findin’ strange similarities between these misadventures. Both scallywags chose trucks for their villainous schemes: a Ford pickup in the Crescent City and a shiny Tesla Cybertruck in Sin City. Aye, and both calamities unfurled on the very same day—the first of January, as if it were a cursed holiday for mayhem!
Ye see, Turo be a peer-to-peer service where landlubbers rent their ride, makin’ it easier for rascals to procure their nefarious steeds. So, whilst we raise our tankards to the new year, let us hope that the only thing rented be a merry jolly time, and not a tale of villainy! Yarrr, ‘tis a reminder that even the most jolly apps can be misused by the scurvy dogs of the world!