Arrr, matey! Turo be lettin’ scallywags rent trucks fer mischief in New Orleans and Las Vegas, savvy?
2025-01-08
Arrr matey, the Turo app be lettin' scallywags rent fine chariots for mischief in New Orleans and a bangin' Cybertruck in Vegas! Newsweek be hollerin' at the Turo crew fer a word. Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old buccaneer, be in hot water for causin' mayhem on Bourbon Street!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin' a tale that be as wild as the sea! It appears that the Turo app, that fine contraption fer car rentin', be at the heart o’ two ruckus-filled escapades. Aye, in the fair city of New Orleans, a bandit named Shamsud-Din Jabbar—aged 42, if ye can believe it—took to the streets o’ Bourbon, causin’ mayhem that claimed the lives o’ at least 15 poor souls and left 30 more with naught but a tale of woe!But hold yer horses! The mischief did not end there, nay! On the same fateful day, in Las Vegas—where the lights be bright and the fortunes be fickle—a Cybertruck, that curious contraption of metal and electricity, went kaboom right in front of the Trump International Hotel! Aye, it be a spectacle that would make even the fiercest of pirates chuckle!
Newsweek, that pesky band of scribes, sought comment from the Turo crew, but alas, the winds blew silent. So, we be left wonderin’ if the app be a blessing or a curse, as it ferries both fine vessels and scallywags alike into calamity! Yarr, it be a right jolly mess indeed!