The Booty Report

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Ahoy! What be Turo? A scallywag’s app for hire, used by both N'awlins ruffians and Vegas mischief-makers! Arr!

2025-01-08

Arrr, matey! In a twist o' fate, the deadly ruckus in New Orleans and the bangin' blast at Trump’s Las Vegas den be tangled by the cursed app Turo! A scallywag grabbed his terror wagon and the fiery Tesla both through this treacherous platform, though no proof be found yet!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale most peculiar, one that weaves the threads of terror and technology in the bustling ports of New Orleans and the desert sands of Las Vegas! On New Year’s Day, as fireworks lit the sky, a mighty boom erupted outside Trump’s grand vessel, the International Hotel, causin' more than a few hearty souls to spill their rum in shock!

But lo and behold, the tale don’t end there! A scourge upon Bourbon Street unleashed a deadly attack, strikin' fear into the hearts of all who dared tread that lively path. And what be the devilish commonality between these two calamities, ye ask? Aye, it be the car-sharing app known as Turo! It seems both the knave who pilfered the pickup and the likeliest culprit behind the explosion had the same cunning idea—rentin’ their wicked steeds from that very platform!

Though the officials be claimin' there be no evidence of a dastardly connection, me heart tells me that the winds of mischief be blowin' strong. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to Turo—the app that brought together both terror and explosions, makin' this New Year’s one to remember for all the wrong reasons!

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