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Arrr! Jean-Marie Le Pen, captain o’ France’s National Front, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at 96! Avast, matey!

2025-01-08

Arrr! Jean-Marie Le Pen, the scallywag o’ France’s National Front, shuffled off this mortal coil at a ripe 96, he did! Aye, some hailed him as a defender o’ French pride, while others called him a foul, anti-Semitic knave. Even Macron had somethin’ to say, but who be listenin’?

Avast, me hearties! Gather round, fer I be havin’ a tale of the most notorious scallywag in the realm of French politics! Jean-Marie Le Pen, the old sea dog and founder of the National Front, has sailed his last voyage at the ripe age o’ 96, leavin’ behind a stormy sea of controversy.

This salty character first set foot in the National Assembly back in the 1950s, stirrin’ the pot like a true pirate of politics! His loyal crew praised him fer championin’ the French identity, claimin’ he fought fer the sovereignty of their fair land. But beware, me mateys! His critics, like hungry sharks, accused him of bein’ anti-Semitic and throwin’ fuel on the fires of racial discord. A true villain to some, a hero to others!

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