Arrr! Elon Musk's dog be seekin' scallywags to join the crew! Here be the posts it be wantin' filled!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! The DOGE crew, led by rich scallywags Elon and Vivek, be seekin’ a handful of landlubbers for full-time treasure hunts! Posted on the X platform, they be lookin’ fer souls eager to trim the sails o’ cost-cutting, though they ain't no official crew of the crown!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round, fer I bring news from the high seas of governance, where the scallywags Musk and Ramaswamy be settin’ sail with their curious crew known as the Department of Government Efficiency, or as the landlubbers call it, DOGE! Arrr, they be searchin’ for a handful o’ hearty souls to join their merry band, though they be sayin’ it’s a “very small number.”These two billionaires have taken to the mystical realm of social media, known as X, to announce their quest. Last November, they did mention that a veritable treasure trove of hopefuls had thrown their hats into the ring, all eager to engage in the noble art of “unglamorous cost-cutting.” Aye, it be a rough business, but someone’s gotta swab the decks!
Now, ye best be knowin’ that DOGE ain’t no official arm of the federal fleet. Nay, it be a ragtag crew of efficiency enthusiasts, sailin’ the choppy waters of bureaucracy in search of golden doubloons in the form of savings. So hoist the sails and sharpen yer quills, for this merry band seeks ye brave souls willing to join their quest for a more frugal future! Yarrr!