The Booty Report

"Arrr! The grand court be weighin' the safety o’ the realm 'gainst the merry chatter of scallywags on TikTok!"

2025-01-09

Avast, matey! The court be settin' sail on Friday, arguin’ over a scallywag law that bans the app. But ye see, when them interests clash like a ship in a storm, the court be blowin’ hot and cold, givin’ rulings as fickle as a sea breeze! Arr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty court, where the gavel be clangin' and the debates be as fierce as a stormy sea! On Fridays, when the moon be shinin' bright, these learned judges be arguin' over a pesky law that seeks to ban a certain app, like a scallywag tryin' to steal the last piece o' treasure!

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