Arrr! Wall Street scuttles from the climate crew, all fraidy-cat ‘neath the Republican cannon fire!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! It seems the scallywags of the financial seas be shiverin' their timbers 'bout fightin' the wrath of the climate beast! Five outta six mighty banks be jumpin' ship from the Net-Zero Alliance, with Goldman Sachs leadin' the charge. They claim they made grand strides, but who be believin' a pirate's tale?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye a tale from the treacherous seas of finance! It seems the fine folk of the banking world be tremblin' like a barnacle-covered ship in a storm, as they pull anchor from the Net-Zero Banking Alliance, a noble crew set on fightin' the beast known as climate change.Since the fateful day of December the sixth, five of the six mightiest banks in the land of the free have jumped ship, leavin' the NZBA to flounder like a fish outta water! Aye, it all began with that scallywag Goldman Sachs, who claimed they be makin' “significant progress” in their quest for green treasure. But what manner of treasure could be worth abandonin' a noble cause, ye ask?
Well, me mateys, it appears that the lure of gold and the comforts of the high seas of profits be too strong to resist. So, with a hearty laugh and a clang of their tankards, these banks sail forth, leavin' the fight against climate change to the more steadfast crew. So hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy ride, for these bankers be takin' a detour to the land o' short-term gains!