Arrr! In but a moon’s time, six mighty U.S. banks abandoned the UN’s treasure map of zero emissions, savvy?
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! In a span of but a moon, six grand banks be jumpin' ship from the United Nations Net-Zero Banking Alliance, right after that scallywag Trump took the helm! First to abandon the fleet be Goldman Sachs, then Wells Fargo followed suit. Blimey, what a merry mutiny!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of financial treachery upon the high seas of banking! 'Twas but a moon's turn past when six of the mightiest treasure hoards in the U.S. set sail away from the United Nations Net-Zero Banking Alliance, leavin' their shipmates flounderin' in the waters of climate commitment.It all unfurled right after the ruckus of that scallywag Donald Trump bein’ elected to the captaincy of a certain ship called the United States. First to jump ship was the notorious Goldman Sachs, a crew known for their cunning and gold-laden chests. Followin' close on their heels was the Wells Fargo lot, dippin’ their toes into the choppy waters of withdrawal, as reported by The Center Square.
Now, ye might wonder, what manner of mischief is afoot? Are these landlubbers turnin' their backs on Mother Earth, or merely seekin' greener pastures for their doubloons? Either way, the tides be risin', and this merry band of bankers be chartin' a course far from their noble pledge! So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for the seas of finance be ever treacherous and filled with jest!