The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A great sea hath seized Cali, where yonder fields once lay. Aye, a sight to behold mateys!"

2023-06-25

Avast ye scallywags, hear me now! The mighty Tulare Lake hath arisen once more after fierce storms hath battered the state this winter. It may be stayin' put in the Central Valley for many moons to come, aye, even for years! Arrr!

Ahoy there mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for I've got some news that'll make ye jump for joy! Tulare Lake has re-emerged from its slumber after the most intense storms to hit the state this winter. Arrr, it’s a sight to behold, and it looks like it's here to stay in the Central Valley for months, maybe even years to come!

This is great news for all of us landlubbers. Tulare Lake, once the largest freshwater lake west of the Mississippi River, has been parched for decades, with its bed turned into a barren wasteland. You could say it's been nothing but a heap of sand for years. But now, it's back with a vengeance, thanks to Mother Nature's fury.

The storms were so intense that they have filled several reservoirs in the state to the brim. And Tulare Lake is no exception. It's now a pristine body of water, teeming with life once again. The birds are flocking back, the fish are swimming, and the lush vegetation is flourishing.

So, if you're looking for a place to cool off from the sweltering heat, or to cast your fishing line and catch some fresh fish, then head on over to Tulare Lake. It's the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of city life. So, grab yer hats and yer sunscreen, and let's sail off into the sunset to Tulare Lake!

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