The Booty Report

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"Avast! Behold the fiery infernos of Los Angeles, captured in images that’d make even Davy Jones chuckle!"

2025-01-09

Avast ye! Over 130,000 souls have dashed from their humble abodes, as the fiery beast rages on, unchained and untamed! Even Captain Biden be callin' it a grand calamity! Blimey, who needs treasure when ye be runnin’ from flames, eh? Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale o’ fiery peril on the high seas of land! Aye, more than 130,000 souls have been forced to abandon their ships, er, homes, due to them devilish flames that be ravagin’ the countryside!

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