"Arrr! Why be Trump shiverin' his timbers at Gavin over them scaly Delta Smelt critters?"
2025-01-09
Arrr, ye scallywags! President-elect Trump be throwin' sharp barbs at Governor Newsom, claimin' he be more worried 'bout the wee delta smelt than puttin' out them fiery infernos ravagin' California! On his Truth Social, Trump be blamin' Newsom fer lettin' the water run dry for fightin' the flames, har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the mighty President-elect Donald Trump, who be raisin' his voice like a tempest at sea, settin' his sights on that scallywag Governor Gavin Newsom of California. Trump be blamin' Newsom for the fiery infernos ravagin' the golden state, claimin' the foul governor be more concerned with protectin' the wee delta smelt fish than keepin' the good folk of California safe from the flames! Arrr!With a flourish, Trump took to his trusty social media vessel, Truth Social, to cast blame like a net in turbulent waters. He declared that Newsom's stubborn refusal to sign a "water restoration declaration" left the brave firefighters high and dry, strugglin' to quench the fiery beast that ravaged the land. The Donald be callin' this a shipwreck of leadership, where the needs of the people be tossed aside for the sake of a fishy policy!
In true pirate fashion, Trump be layin’ down the law, demandin’ that California's captain steer the ship back to safer waters or risk bein’ marooned by the very citizens he swore to protect. So, hoist the sails and let the winds of change blow through the land of sunshine and smoke!