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"Two Hearties Used Poison. One Met Davy Jones, the Other Be Up for Bilge Rats."

2023-06-25

Avast ye! They be spendin' $30 on fentanyl afore makin' it to rehab, but alas, one did overdose and the other be charged in his death. Savvy?

Arrrr mateys, gather round and listen to this tale of folly and tragedy. Two scallywags, seekin' to make their way into rehab, thought it a grand idea to purchase $30 worth of the deadly drug fentanyl. Oh, how they must have thought themselves clever and daring!

Alas, their cunning plan did not go as they had hoped. One of the black-hearted knaves took too much of the fentanyl and fell into a deep slumber from which he would not awaken. The other, who had been charged with watchin' over his mate, found himself in hot water for his failure to do so. He was held responsible for the death of his comrade, and rightly so.

Now, some may say that these two were doomed from the start, what with their foolishness and their disregard for the dangers of such a powerful drug. And they would be right. But let us not forget that addiction is a cruel mistress, capable of leading even the most cunning of rogues astray.

So let this be a lesson to ye, me hearties. Do not be tempted by the siren call of drugs and vice. Seek help when ye need it, and do not be afraid to ask for it. For in the end, it is not the treasure ye find that matters, but the journey ye take to get there.

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