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“Avast ye! President Sheinbaum be sayin’, ‘Nay, it be Mexican America, ye scallywag!’ after Trump’s Gulf o’ folly!”

2025-01-09

Arrr, mateys! On the high seas of news, Captain Sheinbaum be chucklin' at Trump’s folly to rename the Gulf o' Mexico to “Gulf o' America.” With a map from yon 1607, she be sayin’, “Aye, let’s call it Mexican America! Has a fine ring, don’t it?” Aye, what a jest!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair President Claudia Sheinbaum of the fine land of Mexico! On a fine Wednesday, she be takin' the winds of humor to sail against the stormy seas o’ foolishness from the land of the north where a certain Donald Trump be tryin’ to rebrand the Gulf of Mexico as the “Gulf of America.” Aye, ye heard me right!

With a hearty laugh, Sheinbaum be standin’ before a grand old map from the year 1607, where the vast lands be proudly labeled “América Mexicana.” She be jestin’ that the United Nations itself recognizes the name of the Gulf as Mexico’s own, but she be wonderin’, “Why not call it Mexican America, eh? Sounds just as grand, don’t it?” Aye, it surely does!

This cheeky jibe be as sharp as a cutlass, me mateys! President Sheinbaum be takin’ the winds outta Trump’s sails with her wit, proclaimin’ that if we be renaming things, let’s do it with a flair worthy of a true buccaneer! So let’s hoist the flags o’ laughter and remember, in the grand seas of politics, it’s always best to keep yer humor afloat, lest ye sink like a ship with a hole in its hull!

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