Arrr! Aye, the Florida scallywags be sayin' no foul play in them COVID potions! Avast, they be innocent!
2025-01-09
Arrr matey! A grand jury of landlubbers be diggin’ into the shenanigans o’ the COVID-19 jabs. They spied some sneaky tricks that walked the fine line ‘twixt right n’ wrong! No scallywags were caught, but they be givin’ a hearty list o’ changes fer the land o’ rule!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' deception and shenanigans on the high seas o' public health! A band o' scallywags known as a grand jury set sail on a quest to uncover the truth behind them COVID-19 potions, known as vaccines. And lo, what did they discover? A heap o' “deceptive and obfuscatory behavior,” a fine way o' sayin' folks be playin' fast and loose with the truth, teeterin' on the edge o' ethical conduct like a drunken sailor on a swabbin' deck!But fear not, me mateys! Though they found no criminal captain at the helm, the grand jury did hoist the sails o' recommendations, suggestin’ some changes at both the state and federal ports. Aye, they be callin’ fer a proper overhaul to keep the ship of public trust sailin' smooth and true. So, let it be known, ye landlubbers, that the grand jury be watchin’, ready to sound the alarm if the crew be up to no good!
So raise yer tankards high for truth and transparency, and may the winds o' honesty fill our sails, lest we be led astray by tricksters and rogues in the realm of medicine!