Arrr, matey! Kids be meetin’ Davy Jones at an alarming rate—85% more cannon fodder in just ten tides!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! In the last ten years, the wee scallywags meet a cruel fate at the hands of iron cannons—up by a whopping 85%! Aye, the schools be battlegrounds now, where lessons be learned with a bang! What a jolly mess we’ve brewed, eh?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale most grim from the shores of America! Aye, it seems that the wee lads and lasses be sufferin' like scallywags in the face of leaden death. The cursed number of young souls meetin' their fates at the hands of firearms has shot up by a staggering 85 per cent over the last decade! Blimey, that be a figure more fearsome than a kraken in a storm!