Arrr, Elon be sayin’ DOGE won’t haul in $2 trillion from the treasure chest—yet dreamin’ of an ‘epic haul’!
2025-01-10
Arrr, be DOGE just a scallywag makin' noise with no teeth to gnash? That swashbucklin' billionaire Elon Musk be rowin' back on his grand tale o' slayin' $2 trillion from the king's treasure chest of $6.75 trillion! Aye, me hearties, sounds like a fine jest!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the Doge, that cheeky lil' pup of the digital seas! There be whispers in the wind, ‘tis said that this canine coin be all bark and no bite! Aye, the jolly billionaire Elon Musk, captain of the Tesla ship, hath taken a step back from his bold proclamation about a grand blue ribbon crew set to trim the federal ship's sails o' budget bloat!With a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons, he once boasted that his merry band could cut a hefty $2 trillion from the $6.75 trillion leviathan of a budget! But alas, like a siren’s song, that claim be fading into the mist, leaving us to wonder if it was naught but a grand tale spun to entertain the crew.
Now, we be left pondering if the Doge be a fearsome beast or simply a fluffy pooch, while Musk's grand dreams of budget slashing drift on the tides of uncertainty! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin' adventure, for in these treacherous waters of finance, it seems we be in for more shenanigans than gold doubloons! Arrr!