Arrr, Mayor Bass be takin' 17.6M from the fire crew, focusin' on the landlubbers 'fore the flames turned port into purgatory!
2025-01-10
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Bass be takin’ a blade to the fire crew's treasure chest, slashin’ $17.6 million just as flames be a-ragin’! She be hoardin’ doubloons for the landlubbers’ plight, but it seems they’re still sittin’ idle. Blimey, what a right mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the fair city of Los Angeles, where Mayor Karen Bass be catchin' a storm o' ire from the townsfolk! Aye, this lass decided to slice a hearty $17.6 million from the treasure chest o' the fire brigade, right as the flames o' chaos raged across the land!Why, ye ask? Well, she set her sights on aidin' the massive fleet o' homeless souls, yet it seems the doubloons earmarked for ‘em lay untouched, gatherin' dust like old cannonballs in the hold! 'Twas a cut so grand, it be the second-largest in her 2024-25 budget, and even that were but a wee nibble compared to her ambitions!
Now, if she had her way, the lads and lasses of the LAFD might've found themselves walkin' the plank, as she dreamed of givin' them an even thinner slice o' the pie! So, as the flames danced and the townsfolk gnashed their teeth, Mayor Bass be learnin' that ye don’t mess with the crew whose job be to quench the fire in a tempest! Aye, what a tangled web ye weave when ye prioritize the wrong port! Arrr!