Arrr! Kevin O’Leary and ol’ Frank McCourt be eyein' TikTok, but alas, she ain't up fer grabs, matey!
2025-01-10
Arrr mateys! A band o’ scallywags led by the treasure-laden Frank McCourt be makin’ a jolly offer to snatch TikTok from the clutches of its Chinese overlords, ByteDance! With the likes of Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary aboard, they be keepin’ the gold amount under wraps, savvy?
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of treasure and bold bids! A motley crew led by the swashbucklin’ billionaire, Captain Frank McCourt, former ruler of the Dodgers domain, be settin’ sail on a grand adventure to claim the fabled TikTok from its mysterious Chinese overlords, ByteDance!This merry band hath christened themselves The People’s Bid for TikTok, and they be not alone on this perilous quest! Aye, they’ve got the famed investor, Shark Tank’s very own Kevin O’Leary, who be as sharp as a cutlass, joinin' their ranks. Just this Thursday, they delivered a secret parchment—a proposal to snatch TikTok’s treasures in the land of the free, aka the good ol’ US of A!
But lo and behold, not a single doubloon or shiny gold piece be revealed in this daring offer! The value of their bid remains as shrouded as Davy Jones' locker, leavin’ all to speculate whether they be plannin’ to pay in gold or merely promise a lifetime supply of grog! So, keep yer spyglasses trained, me mateys, for this be a saga of high seas and high stakes in the digital age!