Arrr, these treasure charts reveal the parched sands of Southern California be drier than a scallywag's throat!
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! In the frosty dawn of January, the earth be drier than a parched sea biscuit in Southern California! Aye, ‘twas in the depths of the bottom 2 percent o’ the ol' moisture charts—like findin' a treasure chest full o' dry bones instead o’ gold!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the land o' Southern California in the chilly month o’ January. Aye, it be a time when the soil be drier than a parched sailor’s throat after a fortnight at sea!