Arrr, matey! Fox News AI be spillin' the beans: Tech captains be shoutin' at Biden from their shiny ships!
2025-01-11
Avast, matey! Keep yer spyglass trained on the ever-changin' seas of AI wizardry! Discover the treacherous waters o' challenges and the bountiful treasure o' opportunities that lie ahead. Set sail for knowledge, lest ye be left in Davy Jones' locker of ignorance! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round fer the latest tales from the tech seas! The bigwigs o' the industry be settin' sail to warn Captain Biden against a new decree that might sink the US’s reign over the AI waters. They be claimin’ it’ll weigh anchor on the economy and national security by throwin’ restrictions on how many shiny AI gadgets can traverse the seven seas!Meanwhile, Sam Altman, the captain o' OpenAI, be fightin’ off a storm brewed by his own sister, who claims he be guilty of dastardly deeds. He and his crew be denyin’ these grim accusations, sayin’ they be “utterly untrue.” Talk about family squabbles that could shake the very hull o' the ship!
In other news, the H-1B visa be likened to a treasure map gone awry, meant to lure the finest talent but endin' up fillin’ the crew with scallywags willing to work for less doubloons.
Lastly, prepare to feast yer eyes on the magnificent marvels at CES 2025! From AI spectacles that could make a parrot jealous to TVs that’ll blow yer mind, this year's showcase be a true treasure trove of innovation. So, hold fast, me hearties, for the tech tides be changin'! Yarrr!