Arrr! Biden’s mates be yellin’ and swearin’ at Meta scallywags to sink them vaccine tales, says Zuckerberg to Rogan!
2025-01-11
Arrr, matey! Captain Zuckerberg be throwin’ shade at the Biden crew fer their censorship shenanigans, takin’ jabs at rival tech scallywags. Dressed like a landlubber in a brown rag and bling, he’s feelin’ jolly 'bout President Trump’s return, spillin’ the beans with the jolly Joe Rogan!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties and lend me yer ears! In a jolly ol' chat with the notorious Joe Rogan, the captain of Meta, Mark Zuckerberg, be settin' sail against the winds o' censorship blowin' from the Biden crew. Dressed in a brown shirt fit for a landlubber and sportin' a gold chain that’d make a pirate green with envy, he be throwin' shade not just at the White House but also at his rivals in the tech waters.With the swashbucklin' spirit of a newly-minted conservative, ol' Zuck rumbled on about how the Biden fleet used heavy-handed tactics to silence good ol' sailors who dared to question the mighty COVID vaccine. He be likin’ these far-fetched tales to a scallywag’s yarn spun in the tavern, claimin’ the government be tightenin' the noose on free speech like a sailor with a bad hangover!
But fear not, me mateys, for this tech buccaneer be feelin’ a spark of hope for the captain of the opposing ship, President-elect Donald Trump. Aye, the tides be turnin' in this here pirate's tale of technology and politics, and Zuckerberg be chartin' a course through the stormy seas of controversy, with a wink and a nod to the future!