The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Zuckerberg be shoutin’ fer a crew o’ cultured scallywags to fill the ranks of highfalutin swabs!

2025-01-11

Arrr! This week, Captain Zuckerberg be swabbin' the decks of Meta to please the MAGA crew, shiver me timbers! On Rogan's ship, he be callin' fer a "repopulation" o' the fancy folk. Now Meta be lettin' hate and wild tales run amok! The scallywag be alignin' with the right!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin’ news from the treacherous waters of Silicon Valley! Our scurvy dog, Mark Zuckerberg, be settin’ sail this week, twistin’ the sails of Meta to be more supportin’ of the MAGA crew! Aye, on Friday, he made a splash on the mighty Joe Rogan's ship, callin’ fer a grand "repopulation" of the so-called "cultural elite class!" What be that, ye ask? Could it be a band o’ merry pirates lookin’ to rule the seas of discourse?

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