"Arrr! Two scallywags nabbed for breaching the night watch near Lady Harris' lair, whilst flames danced like drunken crew!"
2025-01-12
Arrr matey! Two scallywags found themselves in irons near the fair Vice President’s lair, all ‘cause of that pesky Palisades Fire! The landlubbers be breakin’ curfew at the crack o’ dawn, clueless as barnacles on a ship’s hull! Evacuation zones be no place for drunken revelry, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears for a tale of mischief and flames! Off the coast of Brentwood, where the esteemed Vice President Kamala Harris be residing, a treacherous fire known as the Palisades be threatening the good folk, forcing them to skedaddle from their dwellings!In the dead of night, at the ungodly hour o’ 4:30 a.m., two scallywags found themselves in the thick of trouble! The LAPD, sharp as a cutlass, caught 'em red-handed for breakin' the curfew set to keep the good citizens safe from the fiery beast. ‘Tis reported they be wanderin’ about like lost sea urchins, with no clue of their surroundings! Aye, they be thinkin’ they’d set sail to find treasure, but instead, they found themselves in a heap o' trouble!
As the fire raged on, the neighborhood be declared a mandatory evacuation zone, makin' it clear that any foolishness would be met with swift justice! So here’s a lesson for ye landlubbers: when the flames be lickin’ at yer heels, best to stay put and not make trouble, lest ye find yerself in the brig! Yarrr!