Arrr, Trump be flingin' his grand 100-order treasure map at the Senate scallywags, eyein' borders and shiny energy doubloons!
2025-01-12
Arrr, me hearties! The soon-to-be captain of the ship, Donald Trump, laid out his grand treasure map fer the Senate crew! A hundred orders to guard the borders and hoist the sails of energy! With his trusty mates at his side, they be plotting away! Avast, the news be spillin’ like grog!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand meeting o' the new captain of the ship, President-elect Donald Trump, and the crew o' Senate Republicans! Aye, it be happenin' under the shroud o' darkness on the hallowed grounds o' Capitol Hill, where secrets be whispered like a ghostly wind. The captain unveiled a mighty scroll o' 100 executive orders, like a treasure map to riches untold!This here agenda be focused on two fine spoils—guardin' the borders like a vigilant ship's watch and boostin' domestic energy production to power our voyage across the seven seas! With his trusty first mates, including the ever-watchful homeland security adviser, Stephen Miller, they charted a course for America that be makin’ waves in the political waters!
The tale be spreadin' like wildfire, first caught by the sharp-eyed crew at Axios, who be the lookout on this here story! So hoist the sails, me hearties! It seems the winds of change be blowin', and the new captain has a plan to steer the good ship America into uncharted territories, all whilst fillin' the hold with bountiful booty! Yarr, let the rum flow and the adventures begin!