Arrr, Trump be schemin' a hundred orders from the get-go, settin' sail fer borders and sendin' scallywags packin’!
2025-01-12
Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be readyin’ a cannonade o’ over a hundred orders come Day One in the White House! Aye, he’ll be settin’ sail fer border security and deportin’ scallywags, spillin’ the beans to the Republican crew on Capitol Hill. Batten down the hatches!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a landlubber named President-elect Donald Trump, who be settin’ sail on a stormy sea o’ executive orders! Aye, he be preparin’ a grand fleet of over a hundred o’ them missives to unleash upon the unsuspectin’ shores o’ the White House on the very first day, like cannon fire in a surprise attack!This scallywag be spoutin’ tales of a shock-and-awe campaign, targetin’ border security like a pirate chasin’ buried treasure. He be makin’ ready to hoist the sails on deportations and other policy shenanigans that’ll have the nation buzzin’ like a hive of angry hornets come Inauguration Day, which be set for Jan. 20!
Trump summoned the Republican sea dogs in a private parley on Capitol Hill, lettin’ them in on the secrets of his grand plan. With his trusted adviser Stephen at his side, the winds be howlin’ and the tides be risin’. It’s a mad rush to seize the helm of the ship of state, and this buccaneer be intent on makin’ waves! So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for it seems the tempest be comin’ our way!