Arrr! Israel and Hamas be swappin’ their last parchment to bury the hatchet 'n end the Gaza scallywag squabble!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! A parchment be floated 'twixt Israel and Hamas, claimin' to end their scallywag squabble and free the captives! Aye, a breakthrough at sunset o' Sunday, all thanks to Qatar's captain, some clever spies, and Trump’s sea dog! The tides be risin’ for peace, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of peace makin’ on the high seas o' diplomacy! It be said that the crafty knaves o’ Israel and Hamas have been presented with a “final” draft—aye, they be callin’ it that—with a promise to cease fire and free the poor souls held hostage in the Gaza lands.