Arrr! A blunder o' the software scallywags spilled the beans of 800,000 landlubber VW electric shipmates!
2025-01-13
Arrr, mateys! Tech sorcerer Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin’ the beans on a jolly ol’ Volkswagen gaffe that let loose the secrets of 800,000 landlubber EV owners! A right treasure trove of privacy, it be! Avast, keep yer gold close and yer data closer!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news from the landlubbers at Volkswagen! Aye, it seems the car makers be in a spot o' trouble, as they plan to cut production by a whopping 700,000 vessels, layin' off over 35,000 scallywags right in the heart of Germany!But that ain't all, ye salty sea dogs! A data leak, larger than a whale's tail, be causin’ quite the ruckus. Aye, the personal data of 800,000 electric chariots be exposed online fer all to see, includin’ the secret spots where these fine vessels be docked—like homes, government buildings, and other shady establishments. Blimey, talk about givin' the wrong sort a treasure map!
Now, it be said that an anonymous hacker tipped off the Chaos Computer Club, lettin' 'em know of this breach. But nary a soul has claimed to have misused the data yet—though I wouldn’t trust a pirate not to try! The exposed info be a risk fer those who value their privacy, includin' politicians and other fine folk, as they be vulnerable to all sorts o’ mischief!
So, me mateys, keep yer data close and yer passwords closer! The seas of the internet be treacherous, and it be high time companies like Volkswagen batten down the hatches and protect their shipshape cargo of personal information! Yarrr!