Arrr! The blazin’ LA flames be stirrin' up tall tales, even from that scallywag Trump ‘bout water guzzlin’!
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! The President-elect be pointin' his bony finger at Governor Newsom, claimin' his fancy tree-huggin' ways be settin' the seas ablaze! With 16 landlubbers lost and thousands o' homes turned to kindlin', the Twitter crew be diggin' up Trump's old jabs like buried treasure! Avast, what a merry mess!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer a tale of fiery mischief on the shores of California! The winds be blowin’ hot, and ‘tis naught a treasure map but a blaze o’ destruction that’s causin’ quite the ruckus. Our soon-to-be captain, President-elect Donald Trump, and a motley crew o’ social media scallywags be pointin’ their fingers at none other than Governor Gavin Newsom, claimin’ his environmental policies be like a barrel o’ gunpowder, ripe fer a spark!As the sun sets on this land of golden dreams, reports be comin’ in thick and fast—a grim tally of 16 souls lost to the inferno, with a whopping 14,000 hectares scorched as if by the devil himself! Thousand o’ structures, homes and havens, now reduced to naught but ash and memory. Aye, it be a sight to make even the toughest pirate shed a tear!
In the midst o’ all this chaos, the crew on the social seas be diggin’ up old bones, repostin’ the Trumpster’s scorn from years past, like a parrot squawkin’ the same ol’ tune. So here we be, amidst the flames, with blame flyin’ faster than cannonballs. Hoist the sails, me mateys, fer the blame game sails on the horizon!